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By Belinda Levez
Murphy's law states 'If anything can go
wrong it will go wrong'. It's creator, U.S. Air Force
Captain Ed Murphy, could easily have been talking about
horse racing. You spend hours studying the form, sorting
out the best jockey and assessing the weights. You pick
out the most promising horse. Confident in your selection,
you place your bet. Since it can't fail to lose, you
bet a pot of money on it. Then you sit back and wait
for it to pass the winning post. Suddenly just when
you least expect it up pops Murphy's Law.
There's a long list of things that can
and do go wrong in horseracing. Horses can be temperamental
creatures. Just getting a reluctant horse into the starting
stalls can sometimes be a problem. The handlers do their
best but are no match for a four legged equivalent of
the karate kid. Once safely installed the danger isn't
over. The horses can thrash around injuring either themselves
or the jockey. On occasion they dig their feet in and
simply refuse to race. When I was a betting shop manager
in the 80's, Vodkatini was a horse that was notorious
for refusing to race. There was always a last minute
rush of bets if the horse decided to co-operate and
run.
Jockey error is another cause for concern.
The jockey's actions may result in a horse being disqualified.
Races are run at a fast pace with the jockeys making
split second decisions. Their actions can result in
other horses being impeded, which may lead to disqualification.
Taking the wrong course can end up with the jockey facing
a ban of several days. Even the most successful jockeys
are not immune to making mistakes. Willie Shoemaker
is famous for both winning and losing the Kentucky Derby.
In 1957 he was in the lead when he mistook a trackside
pole for the finishing post. He stood up in his stirrups
confident that he had won the race and was overtaken
by Iron Liege who went on to win by a nose.
Jump races pose all sorts of problems.
You can train a horse to jump but have no guarantee
that it will co-operate on race day and actually go
over the fences. If the ground is wet a perfectly good
horse may simply slip and unseat its jockey. At other
times a horse may take a dislike to the jockey and throw
him or her off. Once a horse has lost its rider it can
cause all sorts of mayhem by bringing down others. A
skilled jockey may do his best to avoid any trouble.
But with no one to steer a loose horse it can career
and bump into others, costing them a place in the winner's
enclosure.
Sometimes events conspire to make a complete
mockery of horse racing. What can be worse than seeing
your horse cross the finishing line, the apparent winner
only to have the race declared void. This happened with
the most famous race in the world. The Grand National,
run at Aintree in England, is a gruelling four and a
half mile steeplechase over thirty notoriously difficult
fences. In 1993, a field of forty runners lined up at
the start. A demonstration by animal rights protesters
led to a false start. The horses were lined up again
only to experience a second false start. This time half
the field took off. There was no way to recall the runners.
Nine went on to complete the race, which was won by
jockey John White on Esha Ness. After a steward's enquiry
the race was declared void. Trainer Jenny Pitman was
in tears, so too I expect were all the punters who had
backed Esha Ness. However it wasn't all bad news for
the punters. The bookmakers had to refund £75
million that was staked on the race. Safeguards have
now been put in place to ensure it doesn't happen again.
A case of shutting the stable door after the proverbial
horse has bolted.
Sometimes completely mysterious things
happen. In 1956 backers of Devon Loch, a horse owned
by the Queen Mother, seemed certain of a win. Jockey
Dick Francis was in the lead and had a mere fifty yards
to go to victory. Suddenly the horse appeared to jump
a phantom fence. With its front and rear legs splayed,
it spectacularly belly flopped on to the course. The
race has been analysed again and again with no one able
to pinpoint the exact cause.
All this proves that there's no such thing
as a sure thing. With so many unpredictable things capable
of happening, it pays to be cautious with your bets.
If you're ever tempted to stake your life savings on
a horse, just spare a thought for Murphy.
© Belinda Levez 2001 All rights reserved
Belinda Levez is author of the Teach Yourself
How to Win series of books and The Casino Handbook.
Read more by Belinda Levez on Casinonet.
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