ATLANTA, GA- Atlanta Falcons football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dan Reeves immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Editors Note: The Falcons are 1 and 7 this year, but they are not alone. Joining them is the Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers. The football season is not over. Things can change.

OK, forget that.