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By Mike Toone - Editor
Recently I hung a sign and went fishing
for a couple of weeks. The spot is a barrier island
off the coast of New Jersey. The sport was fishing,
since I doubt drinking beer is a sport. Unless at a
pro football game. During the rain soaked time there
the weekly paper called Brigantine Island Journal, and
later I, came up with the real meaning of some fishing
terms.
Catch and Release supposedly has something
to do with a conservative style of fishing. In reality
it has more to do with the money you earn and then spend
on fishing.
Hook is a curved piece of medal used to
catch fish. It also means clever advertisement meant
to part fisherman from their money. If too much money
is spent by said fisherman it may lead to the significant
other throwing a hook. Such as left hook and right hook.
Lures are like hooks in getting fishermen
to spend $30.00 on a plastic looking thing that may
attract fish. The problem being the fish don't know
that. Chances are if they work the lure is worth more
then the fish that is caught.
Line is the fishing string that enjoys
words like tangle and snap. It also can be applied to
the tales that fisherman have to explain why they fish.
Rods are an attractively painted length
of fiberglass that cost a lot, and are the first clue
you will never get close to a fish.
Reels are usually rounded weighted object
that cause rods to sink rapidly if dropped in water.
They are also sometimes used in conjunction with lines
when trying to get somebody to believe your side of
the fishing story.
Schools are groups of fish. It is there
they are taught to avoid your $30.00 lure.
Tackle is fishing gear designed to feed
fish. Sometimes it even keeps the fish healthy through
exercise. Like when a fish actually comes into your
boat only to flip back into the water.
Tackle Box holds the tackle, lines, lures
and hooks. It looks like a first aid box, and that is
not just coincidental. A good tackle box will also hold
band aids, beer, and directions to the nearest fish
store.
Test is a term applied to the amount of
strength a fishing line has. For the most part it is
never enough. It also applies to the patience anybody
who loves an angler has.
It was a great vacation, and I found a
good deal on flounder at the local fish market. I used
lines and reels to convince my wife it was fish I caught.
I don't think I lured her in, but I avoided hooks.
Sports Lore hopes your vacation went well.
Let us know and we will share it with others.
The Island Journal Newspaper is headed
by John P. Moscony. John is a number one licensed sales
agent headquartered in Atlantic City. For informationabout
real estate on the New Jersey coast Mr. Moscony can
be contacted via email.
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