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Well, another year, another 100 movies
to choose from as your favorite sports movie. Many of
last year’s choices will undoubtedly be repeated on
this year's list, too. After all, how can you have a
favorite sports movie list without "Rocky" or "Field
of Dreams"?
This year, we are expanding our choices
to include some more pictures from the Classic Era of
Hollywood and maybe a few more eccentric offerings,
just to keep things fun. Just try telling a young JAMES
CAAN that "Rollerball" wasn't a "real sport". (We might
have to draw the line at Quidditch, though.)
Also new this year, we’ll be adding a
brief synopsis of each movie pick to either jog your
memory or help you decide if you even want to see it
at all. We'll try to include facts like dates and stars,
whether or not you can let your kids watch it and add
our own humble opinion of the film's quality. Let's
all remember, one man’s Classic could be another man's
Masked-Mexican-Wrestling-Super-Hero Movie.
Don’t forget to rewind!
Your pal, Hal
MYSTERY, ALASKA
(1999) – Nothing much ever changes in the
snow-covered backwater town of Mystery and the most
constant of constants is the Saturday afternoon hockey
game. The game is the central focus of the whole town.
So when a publicity stunt promises to bring the New
York Rangers to town to do battle with these "Weekend
Warriors" all heck breaks loose. A fine ensemble cast
brings together some of the most eccentric characters
this side of Cicely, Alaska. (Remember Northern Exposure?)
(R)
RUSSEL CROWE, HANK AZARIA, MARY McCORMACK, BURT REYNOLDS,
LOLITA DAVIDOVITCH, COLM MEANY
SEABISCUIT (2003)
– Recently available on home video and DVD.
Seabiscuit follows the convergent stories of the three
players that made this horse a bit of sports legend.
The film starts out a bit slow out of the gate, telling
the true stories of how a businessman, a horse trainer,
and a rider come together. But the slow pace is a buffer
to the action to come. Businessman Charles Howard is
in Tijuana, Mexico to get a divorce and becomes interested
in horse racing. He has made his money before the stock
market crashed. There, he meets jockey and itinerant
boxer, Red Pollard, a young man left to fend for himself
while the rest of his family seeks its fortune out west,
Grapes of Wrath style. Bringing them together is a little
respected horse trainer, Tom Smith, who believes in
caring for lame horses rather than simply killing them.
It is the title character, (if a horse can be called
a character) Seabiscuit, a nasty, lame horse with "spirit"
that Smith chooses for his team. He believes the horse
has the heart of a champion. After much training the
horse begins winning. Later, as Howard puts it, "My
trainer is too old, my jockey is too big, my horse is
too small and I'm too dumb to know the difference."
It's just the sort of sappy dialogue that permeates
this film and reminds us of one of the movies that were
being filmed in the '30s.
Once the scene is set, the film starts
'round the bend, and quickens its pace. Howard sets
his sights set on beating the pedigreed War Admiral
in the Triple Crown. It is the depression, and everybody
wants the underdog to win. Even in the most economically
depressed places, horse racing is uplifting and carries
the spirit of the downtrodden masses. Seabiscuit becomes
a metaphor for their trials.
The horse racing scenes are as good as
any on film. Director Gary Ross puts us right in there
with the action. The camera is amazing.
All of the actors do a wonderful
job, but the percolating performance by Wm. H. Macey
deserves an honorable mention as "Tick-Tock" McGlaughin,
the radio reporter who becomes one of Seabiscuit's biggest
supporters. PG-13)
JEFF BRIDGES, CHRIS COOPER, TOBEY MAGUIRE, WILLIAM H.
MACY, ELIZABETH BANK
JUWANNA MANN
(2002) – Jamal Jeffries, self-centered, skirt-chasing
basketball pro gets suspended indefinitely for unsportsmanlike
conduct. No other team in the league will touch him,
his endorsement contracts are dropped like hot potatoes
and his manager quits citing the morals clause in his
contract. The only scheme he can think of to pay his
bills is to dress like a woman and to get signed on
a team in the women's league. Which he does in an incredibly
unlikely short period of time. There he learns that
there is no "I" in basketball and how to treat women
with a little more respect. As a matter of course, he
naturally falls in love with one of his teammates, reveals
his true gender and identity, and learns a lesson in
humility. This movie is a lot like TOOTSIE, without
all that bothersome class. (PG13)
MIGUEL NUNEZ, VIVICA A. FOX, KEVIN POLLACK
PLAY IT TO THE
BONE (1999) – Two best friends, down-on-their-luck
boxers, must find their way to Las Vegas and fight each
other for a chance at the Middleweight Title. Shines
a light on the unethical backroom politics of Professional
Boxing. This movie has a great Blues soundtrack and
I loved the interplay between the two lead characters.
(R)
WOODY HARRELSON, ANTONIO BANDERAS, RENEE RUSSO
COOL RUNNINGS
(1993) – Upbeat comedy about the Jamaican
bobsled team trying to prepare for the 1988 Winter Olympics.
When the sledders finally reach cold Calgary, and witness
the seriousness that the other teams display, their
determination is put to the test. Loosely based on a
true story. (PG)
JOHN CANDY, LEON, DOUG E. DOUG
THE ONE AND ONLY
(1978) – An ego-driven young man wants nothing
more than to become a great actor. Instead, he finds
himself "acting" in the wrestling ring. Okay, it's not
a four-star selection, but it's a funny movie that makes
you think what the earlier days of wrestling on TV must
have been like. Directed by the legendary Carl Reiner.
(PG)
HENRY WINKLER, KIM DARBY, HAROLD GOULD, HERVE VILLICHAIZE
TIN CUP (1996)
– Ron "Tin Cup" McAvoy enlists the help of
a psychologist to get his head back in the game in time
to qualify for the U.S. Open. He finds himself falling
for her, and it doesn't help that she's the girlfriend
of his arch-rival on the links. Kevin Costner is one
of those guys I love to hate, but once again he pulls
through with a great movie. Directed by the same guy
that did BULL DURHAM, which you will no doubt see on
the poll in later months. (R)
KEVIN COSTNER, DON JOHNSON, LOLITA DAVIDOVITCH, "CHEECH"
MARIN
PERFECT GAME
(2002) – Let's introduce a little "Fields
of Summer" into this cold month. Eleven-year-old Kanin
is hurt when he finds out that the winningest Little
League coach in town only picked him on a bet and has
no interest in helping him to become a better player.
So, Kanin and some other Little League "losers" convince
a crusty old coach to come out of retirement, mold them
into a team and whip them into shape. Which he, of course,
does. Guess whose team they have to play in the championships?
And guess who wins? It's a tired formula, but well done
and reminds us that some dads should stay on the sidelines
and just let their kids have fun. (PG)
ED ASNER, PATRICK DUFFEY, TRACEY MORGAN
HORSE FEATHERS
(1932) – The Marx Brothers go to college
with Groucho cast as a college president whose only
concern is to build the football team. This irreverent
and hilarious classic features some of their most famous
routines and the song "Whatever It Is, I'm Against It".
(NR)
GROUCHO MARX, HARPO MARX, CHICO, MARX, ZEPPO MARX
GENTLEMAN JIM
(1942) – The great Errol Flynn wonderfully
plays Boxing legend Jim Corbett in this delightfully
funny bio-pic. Traces Corbett's rise from back-alley
brawler to his defeat of John L. Sullivan. Look for
Alan Hale, "The Skipper's" father. (NR)
ERROLL FLYNN, ALAN HALE, ALEXIS SMITH
BONUS FOOTAGE
Some movies are Good, some movies are
Great, some movies are just plain awful and we like
those too. From time to time we hope to provide you
with a review of some of our favorite guilty pleasures,
a movie that's "so bad, that it's good."
NO HOLDS BARRED
(1993) – An unscrupulous TV executive will
do anything to boost his wrestling show's ratings. His
latest scheme is to pit the retired former champ against
his newest fighter, Zeus. When the champ refuses to
cooperate, the oily exec has his thugs put the muscle
on the champ's brother and girlfriend until "The Battle
of the Tough Guys" is on! Ill conceived camp, badly
written and poorly acted, this movie is the epitome
of a guilty pleasure. Makes the Henry Winkler movie
in the poll look like Hamlet.
HULK HOGAN, JOAN SEVERANCE, "TINY" LISTER
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